Why Squamish Sucks

The days are too long.
There’s no excuse not to.
Where’s the epic?
They think five pitches is an approach.
Friction.
Gear placing itself off your rack.

Friday
Corn Flakes, 5.6 (Dawn)
Lieback Flake, 5.9 (TR)
Corner Crack, 5.7 (Steven)
Flying Circus, 10a (Dawn)
Neat and Cool, 10a (TR)
Geritol, 10c (TR)

Saturday
Slap and Tickle variation, 5.9 (Steven)
Stefanie’s Tears, P2, 5.9 (Dawn)
Science Friction, 11d (TR)
High Mountain Woody, 5.9 (Steven)
Paul’s Crack, 10a (Dawn)
Gerizim, 5.8 (Michelle)

Sunday
World’s Toughest Milkman, 5.8 (Steven)
Horrors of Ivan, 11c (TR)
Handful, 5.9 (Dawn)
Washington Bullets, 10c (TR)
Up for Grabs, 5.8 (Michelle)
Fist, 10a (TR)

Monday
Rock On, 8, 9, 9, 10a, 8 (P1: Dawn, P2: Steven, P3: Dawn, P4: Steven, P5: Dawn)

Tuesday
Mosquito, 5.8 (Steven)
Peaches and Cream, 10a (Dawn)
Alexis Cracks, right & left, 5.7 (Steven)
White Streak, 10c (TR)
Zip, 10a (Dawn)

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